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The following are subject headings or first lines from e-mails deemed junk mail by my Microsoft Outlook e-mail program. These were selections from nearly all of yesterday’s junk mail. I’m not certain what the point is here in collecting these lines and attempting to shape them into a haiku poetic like assemblage of an essay here. The thing is I obsessive follow all my mail - junk or not and after awhile of reading daily junk mail I find certain themes creepy. Sometimes it is the name listed as the sender which matches the names of friends or relatives long since departed – I have not included the names of the sender though as perhaps that is another association of ideas essay altogether. Other times the content of the junk mail has me wondering who takes the time to invent and send out information such as this. Clearly a few themes present themselves such as dubious pharmaceutical outlets purveying Vicodin, Viagra and Valium. Then there are the stock marketers, online bachelor degrees to name a few. And yet i still cannot explain why I am compelled to put this together here - maybe to document in a electronic archaelogical way thus preserving these irritations as the themes in junk e-mail shift over time. I honestly have no idea what this all means.

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Below the radar equity investor alert
Wall Street pulse
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Is your boyfriend hurting PERCOCET solutions

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Online bachelor’s degree
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Your matches from American singles
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Online Master’s degree
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Thinking out loud
It takes more than money
Oscar?
Updating my address book

Conclusions:

This has been an incredible waste of time. But then so has most of my life to date. I just have the unshakeable feeling that junk e-mail means something and yet it is just beyond my grasp as to what that is. Like when trying to recall something that is on the tip of the tongue – its name is meaningful and yet simultaneously forgotten. Perhaps these e-mails are nothing more than the arbitrary symptom of the relentless march of capitalisms excesses. I wonder though does anyone else feel compelled to waste their time like this?